Post by archerashford on Dec 9, 2010 20:50:24 GMT -6
ARCHERAIDANASHFORD
“Well, tell me a little about yourself. What’s your name?”
”Wot kinda arsebag question is tha’? Youse bloomin’ well know me name. Scribed on tha’ farty lil’ notepad of yours, innit? Mayhaps youse a wee on the gorm side so I’ll do a sight of humorin’. Me handle is Archer; Archer Aidan Ashford if youse seekin’ the full-wide. I know what be sprintin’ in that lovely lil’ head of yours. ‘Oi, but tha’s a bloody blokes’s name!’ Screechin’ ‘ell, youse gots a brain there! I’m no twit. I’m well aware tha’ I’s gots a chap’s name, thank ye very much. ‘Course, the name choosin’ weren’t up to this diamond lass sat here before youse. Tha’ honor goes to me mum, the pinch-faced cunt. Yenned for a lil’ chap of her own and ‘wheee’, out I comes in all me girly glory! Ticked her off somethin’ proper, it did. Didn’t wedge a kink in her plan, though. The bint pined for an Archer, she gots herself an Archer.”
“Next question, how’s school?”
”Schoolin’? Bloody ‘ell. Master Blighter, I tell youse, there’s a village out there somewheres lookin’ for its eejit. I’ll do a whip ‘round and run it by youse one more again seein’ as you can’t be arsed to take a gander at those chickyscratches youse call notes. I ain’t gots proper schoolin’. Could bloody well do without tha’ barrel o’ shit. All I’s gots in me brain box I’s gots fr’m me romps out in the streets, workin’ me lovely arse to make me pennies. Bit o’ knowledge fer youse, Master Blighter; the kind youse not likely to learn in any blue-arsed, pompous school. Ain’t no one gonna school youse quite like the streets.”
“What did you do when you weren’t in school?”
"Youse likely bollixed up tha’ query, no doubt. Chrissakes, I don’t suppose youse stashin’ a dunce cap somewhere about, eh? What is it, the other arsemasters jus’ hand you a diploma, have a nice day?"
“Tell me about your friends and family. How are your relationships with them?”
1st person, at least one paragraph. Tell me ‘bout friends and the fam.
“Well we know about your friends and family, but what do you think about yourself? Describe yourself to me.”
1st person, at least one paragraph. Describe your character physically and mentally.
“Have you had any trouble with the law?”
1st person, at least one paragraph. Considering this is a boarding school for delinquents I expect this to be easy to write. This is a place where they can brag about what they’ve done.
“Why did you do it?”
1st person, at least one paragraph. Explain why they did what they said above.
“What is the worst thing you’ve done?”
1st person, at least one paragraph.
"What the thing you're most proud of?"
1st person, at least one paragraph.
"Got any vices?"
1st person, at least one paragraph.Vices=Bad Habits(Smoking, Drinking...etc.
“If you could change one thing about your life what would it be?”
1st person, at least one paragraph.
“What act got you sent here and who recommended it?”
1st person, at least one paragraph.
“Do you deserve to be here?”
1st person, at least one paragraph.
"Tell me about your life before B.A.D. contacted you."
1st person, at least 2-3 paragraphs.
Ashford, Archer, A:
Race: Caucasian
DOB and Age: August 8, 1992; 18 years old
Age admitted to Blackwood’s Academy: 16
Grade: 12th
Health issues: Contracted Chlamydia once, but has since then been treated and rid of it.
Other: Compulsive liar. Rarities are those instances where she tells the unadulterated truth, although she does tend to slip in a bit of truth now and again. I’ve bolded the truths in her interview, just to avoid confusion.
Race: Caucasian
DOB and Age: August 8, 1992; 18 years old
Age admitted to Blackwood’s Academy: 16
Grade: 12th
Health issues: Contracted Chlamydia once, but has since then been treated and rid of it.
Other: Compulsive liar. Rarities are those instances where she tells the unadulterated truth, although she does tend to slip in a bit of truth now and again. I’ve bolded the truths in her interview, just to avoid confusion.
Your name: Trix
How you found us: PBS
Code word in the Rules: –admin edit-
Play by: Vice.