Post by JEZ on Nov 25, 2010 21:27:41 GMT -6
Dear prospective student,
You have been recommended for a place at the Blackwood Academy for Delinquents. This school is one the top schools in the nation for rehabilitation of young juvenile offenders. We believe that children should be offered a chance to change themselves with out the threat of prison hanging over their heads. We wish to offer you this chance all you have to do is fill out the enclosed application and schedule an interview to find out how our school can help you best.
We not only focus on the rehabilitation of our students but their academic success as well. We offer all the normal classes that your everyday high school does along with a few extra just to help keep our students occupied. 62% of all Blackwood Academy for Delinquents graduates go to college 30% find comfortable places in the workforce with the skills that the Blackwood Academy for Delinquents gives them.
Not only do we offer a variety of academic programs but we also have a multitude of sports programs. We encourage students to join one of the many clubs that the school sponsors and as a reward for good behavior we allow trips into the nearby town.
As a student at the Blackwood Academy for Delinquents you will share a dorm with two other students. The teachers live on campus so they are always close by and there is always at least trained medical professional on campus at all times. We value the student’s safety above all else. As a safety measure there is an enforced curfew and other strict rules but all are for the students benefit. No matter what the crime (*) the Blackwood Academy for Delinquents first priority is the students that attend and we hope that you will give out school some thought.
Thank you,
Headmaster James Blackwood.
p.s. The Blackwood Academy for Delinquents does not accept anyone with a murder in the 1st degree, murder in the 2nd degree or a felony murder charge.
You have been recommended for a place at the Blackwood Academy for Delinquents. This school is one the top schools in the nation for rehabilitation of young juvenile offenders. We believe that children should be offered a chance to change themselves with out the threat of prison hanging over their heads. We wish to offer you this chance all you have to do is fill out the enclosed application and schedule an interview to find out how our school can help you best.
We not only focus on the rehabilitation of our students but their academic success as well. We offer all the normal classes that your everyday high school does along with a few extra just to help keep our students occupied. 62% of all Blackwood Academy for Delinquents graduates go to college 30% find comfortable places in the workforce with the skills that the Blackwood Academy for Delinquents gives them.
Not only do we offer a variety of academic programs but we also have a multitude of sports programs. We encourage students to join one of the many clubs that the school sponsors and as a reward for good behavior we allow trips into the nearby town.
As a student at the Blackwood Academy for Delinquents you will share a dorm with two other students. The teachers live on campus so they are always close by and there is always at least trained medical professional on campus at all times. We value the student’s safety above all else. As a safety measure there is an enforced curfew and other strict rules but all are for the students benefit. No matter what the crime (*) the Blackwood Academy for Delinquents first priority is the students that attend and we hope that you will give out school some thought.
Thank you,
Headmaster James Blackwood.
p.s. The Blackwood Academy for Delinquents does not accept anyone with a murder in the 1st degree, murder in the 2nd degree or a felony murder charge.